This wasn’t my idea, so I have to give credit to the Poetry Tag group for the topic, “Nothing rhymes with orange”. The poem started in my head and then sparked into a different direction, as poems will do. And since I’ve only posted on serious topics so far, let mix things up a bit, shall we? 🙂
Warning- Not for people who don’t like bad jokes. It’ll end up being a pun-ishment!
Nothing rhymes with Orange
Orange you glad I stopped on my way
Juice seeing you, I can concentrate
That’s why we make such a perfect pear
The two grapes who crate a non whining fate
Seclusion’s like star fruit that’s lost it’s ap-peel,
Each time that we meat we need to ketchup
Since we cantaloupe, lettuce just get married
I’ll even let you make me a pre nup!
I’m certain my wishes will pear us good fruit
You and me, two lemons- together, sub-lime!
The less said the butter, just let your thoughts churn,
Our love will forever preserve over time!
Now that I think ‘appily, it’s strange..
How is it nothing rhymes with orange?
Ps. This poem was featured as Poem of the Week by Interact Blogs at http://interactblogs.wordpress.com/2013/02/12/nothing-rhymes-with-orange/ Thank you guys! =D