Day Three- Limerickety

*Ahem*

A woman whose pants were too tight
Decided to go on a diet
She stopped eating cake
But couldn’t lose weight
Because of her huge appetite

She ate donuts and jelly rolls
For breakfast she swallowed them whole
But to be more healthy
She switched to Diet Pepsi
To lessen the calorie toll

She did the same thing with big steaks
For lunch she ate them, with huge baked
Potatoes, and laughed
At her salad eating staff
And said that their health was just ‘faked’

But despite her thin shaming rants
The pounds didn’t come off in a glance
She bitched at cachexics
Called them anorexic
In the end, she just bought bigger pants !

Day Three of NaPoWriMo! If you’re stopping by at my blog and you have a post of your own, please do link me!

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5 thoughts on “Day Three- Limerickety

  1. Virginia says:

    hahahahaha!! ❤

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  2. yep. yeppity yep that is you

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  3. Madsies says:

    Haha. Hilarious.

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